Job Opportunity for an EE PhD

A former co-worker sent this to me. If you are an unemployed electrical engineer and maybe an illegal immigrant, this is a great opportunity.


[email protected] <[email protected]> Wed, Aug 12, 2015 at 2:44 PM
Hey, e… do you know anyone that’s good at or at least has academic type
experience in high-speed digital circuit design?  RAMs, register files,
that kind of stuff?
Elaine Ou <[email protected]> Wed, Aug 12, 2015 at 3:22 PM
Do you feel guilty when you hire people, knowing that they’ll be working below-market rates at a shitty place on stuff that no one really cares about?
[email protected] <[email protected]> Wed, Aug 12, 2015 at 3:47 PM
Ah, I think they generally know what they are getting themselves into.
Elaine Ou <[email protected]> Wed, Aug 12, 2015 at 3:55 PM
why do they do it? do they hate themselves?
[email protected] <[email protected]> Wed, Aug 12, 2015 at 3:56 PM
Mostly they are Chinese and one thing that Intel is actually good at is applying for green cards.

Time isn’t Money

Well I’ve done it. I’ve become what I hate. Somebody please kill me.

Once upon a time, I made fun of silly on-demand services. Who on earth is too lazy to do laundry? Or buy their own food??

People with more money than time.

It used to be that income was my scarcest resource. I would jump at the prospect of free food. I got out and met people. But now someone else owns 65% of my waking hours and I’m too tired.

It’s okay, I get free food at work. My employer all but shovels it into my mouth for me.

Time is now my scarcest resource. When resources are scarce, people become hoarders.

Waiting in line or traffic makes me angry — other people are stealing my limited resources. They’re practically reaching into my pocket and taking my money, except I would rather they just do that. Just don’t take my time.

I moved into a cinderblock of an apartment to cut down my commute. I am happy I did that.

I furnished the apartment with cheap shit off Amazon and Walmart. I don’t have time to browse thrift shops or comb Craigslist. I snuck online orders while pretending to code.

I had to do it at work because I don’t have internet at home. My servers are still busy, um, testing the security of my neighbors’ wireless networks.

It’s not that I have a problem paying Comcast $50 a month. They built a good monopoly, they earned it. It’s that I don’t want to spend half a day waiting for installation people. Time is money.

A bad thing happens when people are conditioned to interchange money and time. They believe that money can also replace the things that time represents. Like, I’m too busy to pay attention to my wife but maybe if I buy her expensive crap she’ll love me anyway.

I used to volunteer at the VA hospital. Now, how would I take time off work? Maybe I’ll donate some money and they can figure out their own resource allocation. Money buys distance from other people’s problems.

Anyone who has spent time at a hospital has seen this: As an elderly parent enters a terminal stage of decay, it never fails that the offspring who were largely absent for many years fly in at the last second and make extravagant medical demands to keep the patient alive.

Time’s almost up. Maybe if you throw enough money at the situation it will bury the fact that you suck as a human.

So I traded time for money. I hate myself.

Calico. Because Rich People are too Important to Die.

The company-formerly-known-as-Google no longer needs to justify the cash burn of its unprofitable moonshots to shareholders. As Alphabet, it can give more airtime to cost centers like the death-defying longevity project, Calico.

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Calico was announced two years ago as a project with a mission to “cure death”. It seems that only rich people suffer from this peculiar ailment. Most of the world accepts the existence of death.

Are Google execs so bad at life that 70 years isn’t enough time for them? Is Calico seeking “life extensions” the same way that I request deadline extensions at work because I sometimes show up too stoned to remember my server password?

Life is special only because it is temporary. Just like Taco Bell is good because my family saved it for special occasions. Impermanence is what makes something an experience.

The absence of death is not life. It’s the equivalent of eating Taco Bell all the time forever. It’s purgatory.

Given the option of eternal life, few would decline, especially not with our loved ones watching. I don’t want that to even be an option.

Google, you’ve already ruined privacy for me. Please don’t ruin life as well.

A Brief History of Everything

I was busy moving this weekend, but took 8.5 minutes to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson’s Brief History of Everything:

For a slightly longer history of everything, there is Bill Bryson’s A Short History of Nearly Everything. I never finished this book because it’s actually not very short at all 🙁 I think I know how it ends though.

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Podcast Transcript: Barry Ritholtz and Arthur Levitt Discuss Regulations on Masters in Business

Source: MiB: Arthur Levitt, former SEC Chairman –tbp

This is masters in business with Barry Ritholtz on Bloomberg Radio this week on masters in business on Bloomberg Radio. I have a very special edition it is the fifth anniversary of Dodd Frank and I thought what better time than right now to have a thoughtful conversation about regulation and the perils of deregulation and the perils of excess regulation.