Get a Mac
I got a new Lenovo Thinkpad X230 to replace the computer that I drowned. It came preloaded with Windows 8. I didn’t know it was possible for a dual-core i5 to run slower than snail shit.
I should have listened to my coworkers and gotten a Mac.
![What fresh hell is this? Where is my damn start menu? Why are all my applications forced to run full screen?](https://elaineou.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/win8.png?w=500)