Ello is Pivoting to Become a Porn Site

You Say Ello, I Say Goodbye
You Say Ello, I Say Goodbye

It’s tough to be a social media site. Back in October, Ello had over 30 million visitors. Now it’s down to less than 9 million a month. I guess this makes it easy for Ello to maintain its promise of being a non-profit social network.

In response to Google’s ban on NSFW content on Blogger, Ello is positioning itself as a safe haven for those who want to splash porn all over their blogs. I’m glad they found their niche.

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I am on Ello.

NASDAQ is Partying Like it’s 1999

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Actually, it’s partying like it’s March 2000. The real credit goes to AAPL, which makes up 15% of the NASDAQ composite. But the real credit goes to Carl Icahn, who controls Apple’s stock price by tweeting at it.

It took 15 years to get back to this level! Remember what the world looked like in March 2000? Thank god we don’t live in that universe anymore.

A Business Model for Sand Hill Road

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This is not a business model for startups, because startups don’t need to be weighed down with such crap. This is a business model for the VC firms whose LPs might expect some returns in a decade.

  1. Fund a startup that is totally disrupting an existing industry by giving away goods or services for free.
  2. Short-sell a corresponding public company whose business model is to provide the same goods or services for, like, money.
  3. Profit.

This strategy was first proposed by Joe Weisenthal nearly a decade ago [1], and can be applied to any industry. The disruptive startup operates at a loss until the existing industry is sufficiently disrupted, and then the startup can be used as a tax writeoff. Or sold to Yahoo.

For example, Khosla Ventures just funded a company called Even, which provides interest-free credit. I assume that Keith Rabois then took out a huge short position on Visa and Mastercard.

Are VCs allowed to adopt long/short strategies?

Now take all those startups doing free grocery delivery. The investors ought to say, Look guys, we really need you to give away the groceries for free too. And then short-sell Kroger and Safeway, cuz how can they compete with free? Sure you might dump a few million into the startup itself, but publicly-traded grocery stores have hundreds of billions in market cap to short! That’s the arbitrage opportunity.

References:
1. Arbitraging Free, a Hedge Fund/VC Combo –the Stalwart

Mining Bitcoin in a Spreadsheet

This video explains how to mine Bitcoin through an excel spreadsheet. Technically you could run the spreadsheet on a node and transmit the information to the Bitcoin network, but you would not be a very competitive miner.

See Also:
Mining Bitcoin with pencil and paper

Spreadsheet in Google Docs

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BitPay is not very fun

We ended up building our own payment management solution, which frees us up for expansion into Syria next week.

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Netflix Launches Service in Cuba, Where Nobody Has Internet or Credit Cards