Wolfram Alpha is Cool

This is very cool. Warren showed it to me, and now I am going to scoop him.

What was Amazon’s net income per employee over the last 10 years?

Amazon should probably fire some people.

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What was Google’s net income per employee over the last 10 years?

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What was Facebook’s net income per employee over the last 10 years?

Facebook has been steadily increasing its employee count, and for good reason.

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What was Microsoft’s net income per employee over the last 10 years?

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What was Yahoo’s net income per employee over the last 10 years?

Marissa Mayer fired a bunch of people, they didn’t actually start making more money.

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Unfortunately, financial results for Apple are currently broken

Pop Quiz!

The following people have which former employer — other than the US government — in common?

Clockwise from top left: Gary Gensler, Chairman of the CFTC; Bill Dudley, President of the NY Fed; Jon Corzine, governor of New Jersey; Hank Paulson, Treasury Secretary who gave Goldman Sachs a $10B bailout.
Clockwise from top left: Gary Gensler, Chairman of the CFTC; Bill Dudley, President of the NY Fed; Jon Corzine, governor of New Jersey; Hank Paulson, Treasury Secretary who gave Goldman Sachs a $10B bailout.

Answer: Goldman Sachs

See Also:
The Revolving Door and Worker Flows in Banking Regulation –NY Fed

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StockTwits San Francisco Meetup

If you like stocks, twits, or just have nothing better to do next Tuesday night, please join me at the first San Francisco StockTwits meetup, where we will discuss topics of great social and political import.

Our First SFIT Meetup!

Tuesday, Mar 31, 2015, 6:00 PM

83 Proof
83 1st St San Francisco, CA

23 Market Enthusiasts Attending

This is the first of hopefully many monthly meetups for our group!If you’re an active investor, trader, or have an interest in meeting and chatting about markets… we’d love it if you joined us!Come as you are.Find Elaine at the bar.

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Liquidity Causes Bubbles

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A shitty app called Meerkat is raising money at a $50M valuation. Perhaps the only thing keeping it from being priced at a billion is the fact that the herd can’t come charging in. Restricted demand.

A market bubble needs a propagating mechanism, a process by which new investors are attracted into the market to keep the price momentum going (on the way up) and existing investors are induced to flee (on the way down). [1]

Liquidity also results in burst bubbles. As long as no one can sell anything, the price will never go down. In an illiquid market, Meerkat will sit on its last-traded price forever. I’m not sure if that’s a good thing, but in theory that means the bubble doesn’t pop.

Aswath Damodaran is a little late to the Hate-on-Mark-Cuban game, but he makes a very important point: Mark Cuban became a billionaire by creating a crappy internet company in the 90s. Broadcast.com was a negative-profit company that put local radio stations on the internet, and Yahoo bought it for $5.7B at the height of the dot-com bubble.

Mark Cuban thinks this tech bubble is worse than the last one only because he’s not profiting off the excesses this time.

If Cuban is serious about staying out of bubbles, he should look at the largest investment in his portfolio, which is in a market where prices have soared, good sense has been abandoned and there is very little liquidity. In a market where the Los Angeles Clippers are priced at $2 billion and the Atlanta Hawks could fetch a billion, the Dallas Mavericks should go for more, right?

This bubble is even better than the dot-com bubble.
This bubble is even better than the dot-com bubble.

References:
1. Illiquidity and Bubbles in Private Share Markets: Testing Mark Cuban’s thesis! –Aswath Damodaran

2. Caginalp, Gunduz and Porter, David and Smith, Vernon L., Overreaction, Momentum, Liquidity, and Price Bubbles in Laboratory and Field Asset Markets. Journal of Psychology and Financial Markets, No. 1, pp. 24-48, 2000. –SSRN

Proper uses for the emoticon 8==> in business email

The first and most obvious application is as a regular bullet point. Draw attention to your key points:

    8==> The shipment of parts will arrive Thursday, not tomorrow.

This is also appropriate for legal documents and paper correspondences.

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