Wow, I just downloaded the best app. Luxy calls itself “Tinder, Minus the Poor People.” I installed it right away because that tag line really speaks to me.

The first step of the onboarding process is to select my favorite brands. If there’s one thing rich people love, it’s hiding behind a designer label. Calvin Klein, really? Maybe that’s there for the bargain shoppers.

I asked the app to show me the men in my area, and this is what I got:

(I don’t think Luxy understands what it means to identify as male.)

You guys can stop complaining about the dearth of women in Silicon Valley, I found where they’re all hiding.

This isn’t an app for the rich, it’s an app for the wannabes. The need to associate with the rich is the best way to remain poor. Rich people don’t flaunt their wealth unless they feel poor. Just look at Warren Buffett’s house.

The fastest way to become rich is to socialize with poor people. Someday the ladies of Luxy will learn that.

See Also:
Meet Luxy, The New Dating App That Calls Itself ‘Tinder, Minus The Poor People’ –Business Insider