Visiting the Family

“Elaine, if you’re not going to get a job, you should at least find a rich husband. Have you tried looking on the internet?” –Elaine’s Mommy

“She can’t. Rich guys don’t wanna marry 30-year-olds.” –Elaine’s baby brother

“Yes they do. She’ll just have to look for the ones on their second marriage.”

Aaaaaaarrrrgh.

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